He's Got A Huge....Talent!

Holy....

....oh my....

....just....

.....wow. So hot. Excuse me while I go take a cold shower....



(50 bonus points to who ever can name the reference of my post title).

Celebrity Crushes....The Women!

For no other reason than because I am bored, I have decided to compile a list of my celebrity crushes.  So, first off are the women of the entertainment industry that I am in love with (not that I'd ever sleep with them, 'cause that's icky).  These are the actors, singers, and entertainers that I just love to watch, no matter what.  So, here (in no particular order) are my female celebrity crushes (stay tuned for the Male edition of this post):

Mary-Louise Parker

- I loved her in Angels in America, and Fried Green Tomatoes is one of my favorite movies. My lesbian girlfriend told me she's a bitch, to which I replied: "So?"

Julianne Moore

- Julianne Moore can do no wrong in my book. She is absolutely stunning 

(see A Single Man or Far From Heaven for proof), and is an outstanding actress.

Jennifer Nettles

- Lead singer for the country duo Sugarland. 

There is something about her voice that really turns me on.

Robin Wright

- I have loved Robin Wright since I first saw her in The Princess Bride, and I continue to adore her. Not to mention that Forrest Gump is one of my favorite movies.

Debra Messing

- Grace Adler, need I say more?

Jennifer Garner

- Alias is still one of my all-time favorite television shows.  And she can kick ass!

Emma Stone

- Can she get any prettier?  And funnier?  

She was hilarious in Easy A and I am super excited for The Help.

Emma Watson

- Once she got over the awkward early adolescent years (around the time HP 4 came out), she really blossomed.  I love the ads she did for Burberry.

Rachel Maddow

- What's hotter than a liberal, lesbian political pundit? I love watching her show.

Adele

- I would make love to her voice. End of story.

Sofia Vergara

- The definition of "vol-ump-tuous." Not to mention that she's incredibly funny. (God, I swear Googling "Sofia Vergara" is like straight-up Googling "Boobs.")

Cate Blanchett

- I know my lesbian girlfriend hates her, but I love Cate. 

(The Aviator, Benjamin Button, Elizabeth, The Lord of the Rings, Babel, I could keep going....)

Not Just For Gays...

So, the Tony awards were last night, and surprise! They aren't just for gays anymore:



Plus, one f**king amazing number by Andrew Rannells from 'The Book of Mormon.' (This is one of my favorite songs from the show):



The hotness factor doubled when this amazing thing happened:



And seriously, NPH is my favorite. Just watch this closing rap, and bask in his awesomeness:



I love the Tony's, but they manage to show me exactly why I wish I lived in New York.

Pride 2011

Pride was basically awesome. I ended up marching in the parade, which was a blast and such a unique and wonderful opportunity.  And the weather couldn't have been nicer.  I've got a wicked sunburn to prove it.

I think Pride is such a great event.  And the fact that it keeps getting bigger is such a testament to how far Utah has come (and will continue to go).  Two years ago, I was completely unaware that Utah even had a Pride festival.  I was sure that kind of lewd behavior and debauchery was reserved for the "evil" cities, like San Francisco, Seattle and New York.  Fast forward two short years, and here I am, letting my gay flag fly proudly through the streets of downtown Salt Lake City!  My, how two years can completely change a person.

Of course I took tons of pictures.  Here are a few.  As many of my friends are still students at that Socialist Work Camp known as BYU, I am not posting any personal pictures.

The Utah Pride 2011 Grand Marshal, Roseanne Barr (who I got to meet at the Grand Marshal Reception on Friday night)!

What Pride Parade is complete without a few rainbow flags...

...and Drag Queens!

(I know you can't see her, but the bottom pic is Stacey Layne Matthews, from RuPaul's Drag Race!)