I am a Monster

I am a Monster*. I found Lady Gaga's Heartbeats headphones and just had to buy them. Who am I kidding? I'm not gonna wear these in public. And why did I feel obligated to buy a brand new set of headphones when I have a perfectly good set already? They are really good headphones; I really enjoy how my music sounds when I wear them, but just take a look at them. I admit, they look stylish, but a little too much for a guy to be wearing around (especially here at BYU).

*A Monster is what Lady Gaga calls her die-hard fans. I am a full-fledged monster because I spent too much money on something I do not need just because it is a product of Her Majesty.