Celebrity Crushes....The Men!

As promised, here is my edition of Celebrity Crushes...The Men!

Neil Patrick Harris

- For reasons why I love NPH, please refer to this post. I rest my case.

Joseph Gordon-Levitt

- I still remember him from his early days on 3rd Rock from the Sun or 10 Things I Hate About You. But it wasn't until recently (500 Days of Summer, Inception) that he started showing up on my hot-guy radar.

Chris Colfer

- Love him. Love everything about him. Thinking about being him for Halloween.

Jake Shears

- Lead singer for Scissor Sisters. I love this group and can watch him sing all day.

Rob Lowe

- I just started watching The West Wing, and I love his character, Sam.  As my brother would say, "He's a stud" (which is basically his way of calling another man "hot" without sounding gay).

Matthew Mitcham

- I have a thing for swimmers/divers. I could watch him dive all day long. 

Mostly because he'd be wearing a speedo the whole time.

Nicholas Hoult

- If you haven't seen A Single Man, it's a must-see. 

And not just for this eye-candy (although it doesn't hurt):

Anderson Cooper

- I've always had a thing for this silver fox.

Jesse Tyler Ferguson

- Mitch is funny, awkward, nerdy, controlling, a perfectionist, and gay. 

Basically everything I am. Except for the funny part.

Peter O'Toole

- Those eyes, those amazing blue eyes. Enough said.

Sterling Malory Archer

- He's an idiot and a womanizer. But oh, so sexy 

(especially in those tight turtlenecks). 

*This one was for you, Jeremy.*

Celebrity Crushes....The Women!

For no other reason than because I am bored, I have decided to compile a list of my celebrity crushes.  So, first off are the women of the entertainment industry that I am in love with (not that I'd ever sleep with them, 'cause that's icky).  These are the actors, singers, and entertainers that I just love to watch, no matter what.  So, here (in no particular order) are my female celebrity crushes (stay tuned for the Male edition of this post):

Mary-Louise Parker

- I loved her in Angels in America, and Fried Green Tomatoes is one of my favorite movies. My lesbian girlfriend told me she's a bitch, to which I replied: "So?"

Julianne Moore

- Julianne Moore can do no wrong in my book. She is absolutely stunning 

(see A Single Man or Far From Heaven for proof), and is an outstanding actress.

Jennifer Nettles

- Lead singer for the country duo Sugarland. 

There is something about her voice that really turns me on.

Robin Wright

- I have loved Robin Wright since I first saw her in The Princess Bride, and I continue to adore her. Not to mention that Forrest Gump is one of my favorite movies.

Debra Messing

- Grace Adler, need I say more?

Jennifer Garner

- Alias is still one of my all-time favorite television shows.  And she can kick ass!

Emma Stone

- Can she get any prettier?  And funnier?  

She was hilarious in Easy A and I am super excited for The Help.

Emma Watson

- Once she got over the awkward early adolescent years (around the time HP 4 came out), she really blossomed.  I love the ads she did for Burberry.

Rachel Maddow

- What's hotter than a liberal, lesbian political pundit? I love watching her show.

Adele

- I would make love to her voice. End of story.

Sofia Vergara

- The definition of "vol-ump-tuous." Not to mention that she's incredibly funny. (God, I swear Googling "Sofia Vergara" is like straight-up Googling "Boobs.")

Cate Blanchett

- I know my lesbian girlfriend hates her, but I love Cate. 

(The Aviator, Benjamin Button, Elizabeth, The Lord of the Rings, Babel, I could keep going....)